The F Student: Archive

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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i'm preparing for this like one would prepare for...

paraben: oh, boy. Awww I’m counting down the days till I can see y’all! <3 <3 <3

Nov 30th

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I want a boyfriend.

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 21st

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Watch

Lawl Is it me, or does Tom Felton sound like such a douche? … At least as an American.

Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

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I was confused for a lesbian, today. I can...

Well, at least they knew I was gay.

Nov 21st

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“My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods; time will change it,...”

– Emily Bronte Wuthering Heights

Nov 20th

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Dear Diary,

this hasn’t been the best week. Today was very Wristcutters: A Love Story.

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Wow. . .

Um…I just got chewed out by someone who I thought was a close friend. Now, I have no idea how crushed I feel. </3

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Okay, I just saw a shop on campus with a sign that...

Nov 19th

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Nov 16th

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georgetown, i love you but...

sinkme: paraben: i really miss my friends. :( life here would be so much better if han was the cohost of my radio show, if marcus was around to go to the dupont with, if sarah took this film history class with me, if carmen chalked red square with me, if vo took japanese class with me…. :sigh: i would have found sarah a nice bro to go out with. lol. Aw, I miss you too. We would’ve had so...

Nov 16th

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Nov 16th

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GET THESE VAGINAS OFF OF MY DASH. STRAIGHT UP...

ROTFreakingFLMFreakingArseOOL

Nov 16th

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Nov 15th

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Nov 14th

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Nov 14th

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Evolution

Han: Every time I see something that is disturbing or I just find wrong my stomach starts literally hurting.
Marcus: Aw, Han you're growing emotions. You're becoming a real person!
Han: What was I before?!
Marcus: What's this?! Han is evolving!!!
 Congratulations! Han evolved into. . .Han. . .with FEELINGS!!!
 Han's trying to learn Sympathy, but Han can't learn more than four moves.
 Do you want to forget a move?
 (Yes)
 Which move do you want to forget?
 * Low Kick
 * Ice Punch
 * Glare
 * Indifference

Nov 14th

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Let Me Borrow That Top

Marcus: You know, that girl who wants to borrow that top? (Han: Okay, she wants to be on top. That’s nice. Is this some sort of scene or something?) Marcus: And she wants to get some shoes? (Han: Shoes? Is that some sort of fetish? What are you talking about?) Marcus: And her Grandmother is like, “The lesbians are here. Oh boy!” (Han: What? What do lesbians have to do with...

Nov 14th

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Nov 14th

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Mocha Frappe

Han: Marcus, did you just put me down so you could buy some sort of sugary, caffeinated beverage? Marcus: No Han, that’s ludicrous. Han: No it’s not! Ludacris is a black man!!

Nov 14th

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